FUNZIE #4 - JOKE TIME!
LAUGH WITH THE TEN BEST VARSITY CHESS PIZZA/JOKE TIME JOKES EVER!
Did you know that at your advanced City-wide chess class every week the most advanced chess players from every school in our city come together and have a fun and advanced chess class? It is called “The Varsity,” and it includes Pizza Time and while we eat, we have Joke Time! Each student is allowed exactly one joke each week, and Coach judges these on a scale of one to ten. Tens get first dibs on any leftover pizza slices! Below are the ten funniest jokes ever overheard at Varsity. Enjoy!
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ENJOY!
#10 - Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
#9 - A limbo champion walked into a bar. WHAT HAPPENED?
He lost!
#8 - How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket!
#7 - What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
A mathemachicken!
#6 - What do you call a really famous cow?
Legendairy!
#5 - Have you tried blindfolded archery?
You don't know what you're missing!
#4 - What did I say when my girlfriend gave me a list of all she wanted to do for her 32nd birthday?
There's no way we can do all that in 30 seconds!
#3 - My friend couldn't pay his water bill, so do you know what I sent him?
A get a well soon card!
#2 - My teacher said to me, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No it doesn't!"
#1 - Two cannibals were eating a comedian. What did one say to the other?
Does this taste funny to you?
Great job! Now on your ScorePad just answer the Funzy question below.
Use the ScorePad to answer all 12 Funzy questions!
THE PUNCHLINE OF THE JOKE ABOUT MY FRIEND ENDS WITH THE WORD _____________.
GET A HINT!
That dude needs some water!
Card!
