FUNZIE #4 - JOKE TIME!
LAUGH WITH THE TEN BEST VARSITY CHESS PIZZA/JOKE TIME JOKES EVER!
Did you know that at your advanced City-wide chess class every week the most advanced chess players from every school in our city come together and have a fun and advanced chess class? It is called “The Varsity,” and it includes Pizza Time and while we eat, we have Joke Time! Each student is allowed exactly one joke each week, and Coach judges these on a scale of one to ten. Tens get first dibs on any leftover pizza slices! Below are the ten funniest jokes ever overheard at Varsity. Enjoy!
Because they are so good at it!
#10 - Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
#9 - A limbo champion walked into a bar. WHAT HAPPENED?
You steal her blanket!
#8 - How do you make antifreeze?
#7 - What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
#6 - What do you call a really famous cow?
You don't know what you're missing!
#5 - Have you tried blindfolded archery?
There's no way we can do all that in 30 seconds!
#4 - What did I say when my girlfriend gave me a list of all she wanted to do for her 32nd birthday?
A get a well soon card!
#3 - My friend couldn't pay his water bill, so do you know what I sent him?
I said, "No it doesn't!"
#2 - My teacher said to me, "What rhymes with orange?"
Does this taste funny to you?
#1 - Two cannibals were eating a comedian. What did one say to the other?
Great job! Now on your ScorePad just answer the Funzy question below.
Use the ScorePad to answer all 12 Funzy questions!
THE PUNCHLINE OF THE JOKE ABOUT MY FRIEND ENDS WITH THE WORD _____________.
GET A HINT!
That dude needs some water!