Completing the Perfect Adulthood
I am David Brooks, Ph.D., Director of The Knight School, and I am preparing to announce a very exciting part-time job opportunity. Not only does this job pay very well, starting at 35 dollars per one and a half--hour session, but it offers an amazingly enjoyable working environment--inside your city's best elementary schools, right after school, teaching chess to little kids. And amazingly,
My system basically hands a pre-formatted laptop and equipment pack to very fun college students and they go into five local schools and teach chess to eager little kids right in the school libraries. My "Coaches" actually do not need to know anything at all about chess; what they need to be is great with kids and able to run a class of 15 chess players from 2:50-4:15 every weekday. And they need to be completelely dependable as little children will be waiting to be taken care of and entertained!
This job opportunity is really a good one for the person with the right combination of qualities. My nine employees last year loved the job so much that in May as a thank-you they surprised my wife and me with a gift certificate to a local restaurant and they all babysat our three kids! My employees love the high pay, love the short hours, and love the independence of being in charge of a classroom within an excellent local elementary school.
And the after-college opportunities for my coaches that have proven themselves excellent are nothing short of staggering: four of my current coaches will move this fall to Nashville, Dallas, Austin, and Baton Rouge and will initiate brand-new The Knight School chapters, and as District Coaches they will receive $30 of each $80 monthly tuition; since they know how to be fun and to blow classes up to over 20 kids per chess class, five days per week, these Coaches will be making staggering salaries of around $215 per hour for a very short and very fun workday! And my coaches are keenly aware that since they have the option to build up their districts as I have done in Birmingham by hiring other college students, the profitability of these chess classes could increase another tenfold and my coaches might never have to grow and and get a job after all! They are excited to see how far their own initiative will take them.
Post-college career opportunities, high pay, an ideal work environment are not the only benefits. My non-chess-playing coaches very soon become chess experts as they watch the amazing pre-formatted lessons which are virally amazing at teaching kindergarteners to destroy their friends in chess! "Chess Coach" is also a great piece of work experience to add to a resume, and coaching the kids of the most affluent and influential parents in the city often yields exposure to the parents who are the exact people who are in positions to help my coaches find post-graduation employment. Sometimes my students even secure student teaching assignments within the same school where they coach chess. As you might imagine, I am extremely selective and systematic about background checks and references as any principal is with the young people entrusted to them. Interested? Email me.
David Brooks, Ph.D., Executive Director,
The Knight School, www.theknightschool.com
email@example.com, (205) 746-4952
2612 Vestavia Forest Terrace, Vestavia Hills, AL 35216
The Knight School Is Continuously Hiring Excellent Chess Coaches
Contact Dr. Brooks at firstname.lastname@example.org for more info or to apply
Best Pay Ever
City Coach earns $25,000 per year with 14 weeks off. If the a target of 10 kids per class is met on May 15th, another $25,000 bonus is awarded. If you are awesome to the kids and grow the classes, your salary will double followed by 11 summer weeks off.
Best Hours Ever
City Coach will teach 5 classes per day five days a week, ending at 4;15, with 14 weeks off each year including 9 weeks in the Summer, three at Christmas, one at Thanksgiving and one at Spring Break.
Best Colleagues Ever
You will be a part of a very elite fraternity of the most reliable and charismatic kid-magnets in the USA. I now hire only super-camp counselor-type teachers. I seek the happy, big-personality, super-fun people who are dependable and who want to take care of kids and make them smarter.
Best Working Environment Ever
All your classes will be inside the walls of one of your city's most prestigious elementary or preschools, usually in the school library.
Best Moral Satisfaction Ever
Implanting confidence, sportsmanship and intense analaytical ability each day to grateful little kids is deeply personally rewarding.
Best Experience Ever
Including "Chess Coach" is an eye-catching completion to the perfect resume.
Best Contacts Ever
You will teach kids whose parents are the city's most affluent and influential city leaders.
Best Work Ever
Get paid to become truly awesome at chess! Even coaches who are complete beginners at chess always report full chess mastery after one year; it turns out our awesome preloaded lessons teach more than just little kids!
Best Career Ever
Devoting a career to expanding The Knight School in another city pays literally double the salary of being a school teacher, gives the same gratifying teaching experience, and requires significantly fewer hours.
Best Required Qualifications Ever
No chess knowledge required! Just be fun, happy, professional, dependable, and pass our battery of background checks! The Knight School has completely stopped hiring people who are good at chess (I do all the chess teaching), as they are not always good with the kids.
Best Company Ever
As a thank-you for such an enjoyable year, all the Knight School Coaches last year surprised Dr. Brooks and his wife with a gift certificate to a very fine restaurant and the coaches babysat Dr. Brooks' three kids! We are a company that prizes professionalism very highly.